Non Veg Jokes: Parle G Ke Biscuits

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha
Girlfirned Ko Maja Aa Raha Thha Excited Hoke Boli

Girlfriend: “You Want Anything Else?”
Santa Masumiyat Se: “Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mill Jate To Maja Hi Aa Jata“

Non Veg Joke: main Rozana Pragnent hoti

1st Girl to Another:
Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha

2nd Girl:
Tu Darr matt,
Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti